I have learnt that............

I can read in the bus.............helps pass the time!
I can knit in the bus............. I am not up to taking orders but have knitted one baby bootee....any takers!
Mobile phones do not work after falling in the "water closet"! I have just had to buy a new phone!
McDonalds have power points so not only am I using their wi fi I am using their power! How good is that!!